Monday, February 19, 2007

Scan Your Brain Today!!!!

The year: The not so distant future
The place: Could be your very own backyard
The what: Brain Scanning
The Who: YOU

A relatively painless procedure, it only involves hooking your cranial data port up to the mainframe's computers and about five minutes of your time. The data that they extract from your innermost sanctum is only used to: calculate what ads would work best on you, what you ate for dinner three months ago, why you broke up with your girlfriend of three years, your political and moral affiliations, find out that you really did cheat on that math exam, your secret gumbo recipe that you refuse to tell your son, and to determine if you are going to become a mortal enemy of the glorious earth empire. It is every person's patriotic duty to get their brain scanned. After your brain scan you will be treated to a never ending assault of advertisements directed specifically at you and you biases. Your neighbors will love you again, you'll get a raise, and you wont have to life a finger. The professionals at Brain Scan Tech will scan your skull for the low low price of $120.99. If you act soon you will get a complimentary subscription to Tech Weekly, a value of almost $40.00. Any shred of individuality will be replaced with complete obedience. You wont have to worry about catching up with the Joneses since they will be scanned too! Once everyone has had their noodle scanned crime will decrease by 200%, and people wont have to lock their doors at night. If you use your United Earth Express card you will earn an extra 6% cash back on your next bill. Reserve your scanning today. Space is limited to the first 1,000 callers. Call 1-800-555-5555. We have people standing by waiting to hear the sound of your sweet voice over the phone lines. Leave yourself defenseless and mindless. A society of automatons is the wave of the future, become one TODAY!!!!

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